When I was a young warthog
I like the Internet, potatoes, terrible jokes, and Nicolas Cage in no particular order.


And I have inside jokes with
myself.
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El papa

thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

1 week ago on September 8th, 2014 | J | 201,735 notes
1 week ago on September 8th, 2014 | J | 169,922 notes

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and clam chowder

1 week ago on September 8th, 2014 | J | 34,441 notes
Poehler and the show’s writers could have chosen to make Leslie comically strident, which in turn, would make her feminist stances outsized and rife for mockery. And that would be a real drag, truth be told. Instead (thankfully), Leslie’s feminism is marbleized into the show’s narrative, making her desire to advocate for gender equality, to encourage women to support one another, and to teach girls how to empower themselves, organic. There is nothing surprising about Leslie bringing her girlfriends together on February 13th for Galentine’s Day, a day to celebrate and honor the great gal pals in your life. She and her best friend Ann (played by Rashida Jones) are equals. They show up for one another and stick to the “ovaries before brovaries” code while other characterizations of female relationships inevitably show women pitted against one another in pursuit of boys, jobs, or other women. Even the show’s male figures like the human puppy dog, Andy Dwyer (Chris Pratt) and Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) align themselves with feminist ideals. Andy’s foray into college finds himself drawn to a Woman’s Studies class; Ron acknowledges the influence of strong women upon him and finds his romantic match in a self-reliant, smart, successful woman played, unsurprisingly, by the badass Lucy Lawless.
1 week ago on September 8th, 2014 | J | 2,947 notes
When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when you need to end a war, you get Wonder Woman.
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Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle

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(via justiceleaguers)

1 week ago on September 8th, 2014 | J | 71,981 notes
It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.
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Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

1 week ago on September 8th, 2014 | J | 429,691 notes
1 week ago on September 7th, 2014 | J | 11,841 notes
cosmarxpolitan:

Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 17
15 wedding traditions that are sooooo reactionary!

cosmarxpolitan:

Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 17

15 wedding traditions that are sooooo reactionary!

1 week ago on September 5th, 2014 | J | 900 notes

… theories of the self and identity have long recognized the tension between the real and the pose. While so often attributed to social media, such status-posturing performance — “success theater” — is fundamental to the existence of identity.

These theories also share an understanding that people in Western society are generally uncomfortable admitting that who they are might be partly, or perhaps deeply, structured and performed. To be a “poser” is an insult; instead common wisdom is “be true to yourself,” which assumes there is a truth of your self. Digital-austerity discourse has tapped into this deep, subconscious modern tension, and brings to it the false hope that unplugging can bring catharsis.

- Nathan Jurgenson in 'The Disconnectionists'

This is an amazing essay. (via farhaha)
1 week ago on September 5th, 2014 | J | 22 notes

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

2 weeks ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 336,815 notes

euo:

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.”

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

2 weeks ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 7,241 notes

Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet.

Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet.

2 weeks ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 93,567 notes
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papermagazine:

Pink Friday: How Nicki Minaj is Turning the Color into a Weapon
"Minaj wears pink to assert her femininity in male spaces. She wears it as armor and in solidarity with her girls, making it clear that she’s not out here for the boys. Her newest songs, “Anaconda” and “Lookin’ Ass” are decidedly dick-negative. Yes, she’ll twerk in a pink thong but she’ll also don a pink wig and cut bananas — and other phallic shaped fruit — with a vengeance.” 

papermagazine:

Pink Friday: How Nicki Minaj is Turning the Color into a Weapon

"Minaj wears pink to assert her femininity in male spaces. She wears it as armor and in solidarity with her girls, making it clear that she’s not out here for the boys. Her newest songs, “Anaconda” and “Lookin’ Ass” are decidedly dick-negative. Yes, she’ll twerk in a pink thong but she’ll also don a pink wig and cut bananas — and other phallic shaped fruit — with a vengeance.” 

2 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 2,477 notes

flyartproductions:

It’s pretty weird, getting on Huffington Post. 

3 weeks ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 595 notes